The clock is ticking. Usually when you’re expecting the arrival of a house guest you’ve got a pretty good sense of when he’ll arrive. This one, however, could show up anytime in the next 4 weeks! How do you plan for that!?
How you plan for that is you clear your schedule completely and then bask in the beauty of having nothing to do for the last time in your whole entire life. And then you sit. And wait. And twiddle your thumbs. And finish your taxes. And save your hundreds and hundreds of CDs to iTunes because, oh yes, it’s the 21st century now. And you take pictures for your mom.